AFTER 6 HOURS OF SLEEP

AFTER 8 HOURS OF SLEEP:

AFTER 12 HOURS OF SLEEP:

DURING EVERY INSANITY WORKOUT

WHAT I THINK I LOOK LIKE:

WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE:

STORY OF MY LIFE

BEING INTRODUCED TO OLDER MARRIED WOMEN AND THEY KEEP ASKING IF YOU'RE SEEING ANYONE

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

HOW YOU END UP REACTING:

WHEN YOU SEE YOUR BRAIN SCAN MRI

MOST PEOPLE ARE LIKE:

AND I'M LIKE:

WHAT IT FELT LIKE WHEN I MET MY "DENTAL SOULMATE" NISHI

WHAT I IMAGINE MY FUTURE IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE.....*SIGH*

WHEN YOU'RE FEEDING A BABY BY HOLDING UP SOMETHING SWEET, AND TRICKING THEM INTO EATING SOMETHING HEALTHY, THEY'RE LIKE

AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK/STUDYING, YOU COME HOME AND

WHEN YOUR FACEBOOK IS FILLED WITH ENGAGEMENT/WEDDING/BABY PICTURES AND YOU'RE LIKE

BUT WHEN PEOPLE SUGGEST YOU SHOULD GET ON THAT BANDWAGON:

WHEN PEOPLE IN BALTIMORE HAVE SOME RACHET FASHION CHOICES

#tightsinsteadofpants
#leopardprintedtights
#brawithnoshirt
#zebrapants

THE ONLY REASON I LOVE WORKING OUT

POST GRADUATION PROBLEMS

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME "YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIRL. YOU'LL NEVER FIND A GUY."

WHAT I SAY ON THE INSIDE:

BIOCHEMISTRY HOMEWORK

WHEN ALL THE GOOD LOOKING GUYS ARE TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

TRYING TO FIND WORK AT HOPKINS

WHAT I THINK OF PDA

WHAT I WANT TO TELL MY FRIENDS WHEN I SEE THEM

When people say something ridiculous

"HEY ASIANS!"

10 seconds later

"...did he just say what I thought he said?"

NIGHT OUT AT THE POWER PLANT LIVE

WHEN YOU MEET PEOPLE THAT BRAG AND TELL YOU ABOUT HOW THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU

WHEN PEOPLE IN BALTIMORE ARE "TOO NICE" AND ACTUALLY WANT TO TALK TO STRANGERS....UH, SO I...

Us, Californians, are NOT used to this...

UNDERGRADS IN THE LIBRARY....

WHEN PEOPLE OPEN UP DELICIOUS SMELLING FOOD IN FRONT OF YOU, WHEN YOU'RE ON A "DIET"

WHEN A HOT GUY ON THE BUS GOES "YOU'RE TOO CUTE TO BE A NERD", WHEN I HAPPEN TO BE WEARING MY CLARK KENT GLASSES.

When you choose school over booze

Friday night's agenda: Biochem homework.

When people insist on telling you every detail of their life

When you're Hangry

When you're starving and bitches sit across from you with a box of delicious smelling pizza.

WHEN THE BIOCHEM PROFESSOR KEPT SAYING "NIPPLE" IN CLASS...AND WE'RE LIKE

THREE HOURS OF BIOCHEMISTRY EVERY MONDAY...

WHEN WE GO TO THE ORIOLES GAME AND ONLY LAST 15 MINS...

WHEN A GUY FOLLOWS YOU TO THE SHUTTLE AND WHEN YOU STOP, HE GOES "YOU AND I ARE SOULMATES."

WHEN YOU STEP ON THE SCALE AND ARE 37 LBS. LIGHTER THAN YOU WERE EXACTLY A YEAR AGO....

WHEN SOME GIRLS ON THE SHUTTLE GO "OMG IT'S SO HOT" WHEN ITS ONLY 85 DEGREES. OH BALTIMORIANS..

WHEN YOU VISIT A FAMILY FRIEND'S HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THE 11-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER GOES "YOU SHOULD MARRY MY CHACHU (UNCLE), HE'S A DOCTOR"

WHEN YOU MAKE DOSA (FROM SCRATCH) AND IT TASTES PRETTY GOOD

WHEN YOU ARE IN THE LIBRARY AND YOUR HEADPHONES AREN'T INSERTED INTO YOUR LAPTOP PROPERLY SO WHEN YOU TURN ON YOUR ITUNES, A BOLLYWOOD SONG STARTS TO PLAY

WHEN YOU RUN INTO AN INDIAN SATSANGI GUY AT STARBUCKS ON CAMPUS BUT YOU'RE TOO SHY TO SAY HI

WHEN THE PROFESSOR CONGRATULATES YOU ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT ON THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS (EVEN THOUGH YOU AREN'T ENGAGED)